It has been a long time since I got to use the computer because the computer broke. Mom was gone on airplanes for a bunch of days and nights and while she was gone, her computer broke. She was very mad about that and she called the people at her work that fix computers and said loud words to them on the phone. She must have really scared them because they mailed her a new computer right away. It took her a while to get her new computer to work so I could not type stuff to you on the internet.

Not only does Mom have a new computer, but we finally got our new couch. I like our new couch and I have napped on it a lot already. The couch has a bed that hides inside of it. Mom says when the people babies come over we can get the bed out of the couch and people babies can sleep on it. I do not want people babies on our new couch! That is my new couch! The people babies can sleep somewhere else!

I know Mom has been very busy with her new computer and her new couch, so I have been a good cat and have been helping her in her office. I like to chase her little mouse on the desk and get her club soda, because I like to be uppity.

We got some of our boxes out of the place where I hide sometimes called the attic and brought them downstairs. The boxes have decorations in them for Christmas. I know about Christmas! Santa Claus comes and brings treats for cats! Mom said Santa Claus only bring treats to cats and people who are good. I am always good so I am not worried. The big man is worried because he is not good.

He gets all worked up when Mom is out of town and says loud words because he has to cook his own dinner. I ran out of cat treats when Mom was gone and he did not go to Walmart and get me some more. Mom was very mad about that because the big man is supposed to take care of me when Mom is gone. That is the only reason we let him stay here.

Tomorrow we are having a special day at our house where we are going to happy about stuff called Thanksgiving. Mom and the big man are going somewhere else to eat too much food at lunch but then they are coming home. Mom says we will snuggle on the new couch and watch movies and be lazy. I like that because I like to snuggle with Mom and be lazy. That is cool and I am a cool cat.