So yesterday was the day that is bad for black cats called Halloween. Mom was all excited because she likes for people kids in scary dress ups called costumes to come to our house. She gives them candy so they'll come back. She left her new office a little early and got all our nice pumpkin decorations out of the house and put them on the cat walk on our front porch. Then put candles in all of them to make them light up. She told me to stay away from the cat walk because she did not want our nice decorations to fall off and break. All the neighbors said our house looked very nice and Halloweenie.

I was trying to stay out of the way because I did not want to wear that ugly pumpkin cat dress up Mom bought me when she knows I wanted to be a turtle. Mom opened a window by our porch and made the radio play scary music. She got her big bowl of candy. Then she waited. And waited. She waited for a long time and no little people kids came to our house in scary dress ups called costumes.

So Mom went in the house and cooked the big man some dinner. I prowled around while she was in the house to see what all the pumpkins were about. Halloween was not so bad for me because just a few little people kids came by and they were not that scary.
Mom and the big man blew out the candles before it was late and Mom took all the pumpkin decorations in the house. Mom said she did not like this Halloween because there were no little people kids around. Mrs. Neighbor said that the little people kids all went to parties called Fall Festivals and did not have time to come to our house so Mom could give them candy. Now Mom is all worked up because we have too much candy to eat.

I wish there was a special day for cats to go to houses and get cat treats! It is not fair that people kids can do that and cats cannot. I could go get cat treats from all our neighbors and if Mom had too much cat treats left at our house, I would not be worked up about it. I think that would be cool. I would be happy and eat the cat treats because I am a cool cat.