Now that I know a cat can a dress up called a costume, I am not afraid of Halloween. I do not have to be a black cat! I can be a turtle! As soon as Mom finds me a dress up called a costume.

The people nephew that calls Mom Aunt Mom is coming tomorrow. I am very happy about that. Me and Mom did a lot of chores because we are having company.

Sometimes when the weather is nice, Mom takes our clothes to the back yard and puts them on ropes called a clothes line. I help her by chasing bugs and jumping in the basket and attacking the socks. I have heard that the neighbors do not like for Mom to take our clothes to the back yard and put them on ropes called a clothes line. The neighbors say things like that is redneck. I do not know what redneck is, but I know we have redneck birds in our nice flower beds.

I do not know why having our clothes on ropes called a clothes line is like our pretty pink redneck birds. Sometimes the neighbors say it is tacky to have your clothes in the back yard on ropes called a clothes line. I do not know what tacky is but it must be OK because Mom does this a lot. Mom says are neighbors just don't appreciate old fashioned stuff. She said our clothes on ropes called a clothes line does not bother our neighbors, they do not have to come to our yard and have the clothes on the ropes called a clothes line get in their way. And Mom does not ask the neighbors to fold the clothes, that is my chore.

Anyway, me and Mom got the laundry done and we cleaned up the living room and kitchen. While we were cooking supper for the big man, the people kid Julie called and said she is going to come to our house tomorrow too so she can see the people nephew that calls Mom Aunt Mom. I am going to have a lot of people company!

I don't know who I will sleep with. I was going to sleep with the people nephew but I might sleep with the people kid Julie. Sometimes a cat has lots of good stuff going on. That is cool and I am a cool cat.