We have been very busy. I have to stay in the house because Mom is sick and I have to take care of her while the big man goes to work. Mom is sick because the people babies were here and they always make her sick. This time she is sick in her back and it will not work and she had to go to the people doctor and get a shot in the booty and she has to eat a bunch of rocks called medicine. She has to stay in the bed and sleep on a little blanket that gets hot with a plug called a heating pad. Poor Mom. I keep telling her those people babies need to stay at their own houses with their own moms but Mom will not listen to me.

The people babies were here on the days that were Friday, Saturday and Sunday. They bothered me so much I had to go stay at Mrs. Neighbors for a long time and not come home. They got in my big water bowl in the back yard, they slept on my new bed. Mom and the big man rode them on the bicycles and put on white shoes with laces and ran away with them. No wonder Mom's back is sick!

The worst news is that now there is another people baby. Mom said we were getting 2 new people babies this year and I was hoping she would change her mind. The people kid April and her man got another people baby! And they brought it to our house. It did not stay at our house, the people kid April and her man took it home when they left and they took Red Head Boy home too. The new people baby doesn't bother me yet, but he will. I remember when Black Hair Boy was little and stayed in his little people baby seat. But now Black Hair Boy runs and chases me and pulls my tail!

Oh, Mom and the big man are so worked up and giggly about the new people baby. And they are all worked up and giggly because we are getting another people baby next month. I am so tired of people babies. Why can't we just get another cat or something? People babies are not cool. Cats are cool. I know because I am a cool cat.