Mom stayed at the people kid Julie and her man's house all week long to see the new people baby. That is not fair, I had to stay home with the big man. I have told Mom a bunch of times that people babies are no good because people babies make people sick. Every time the people babies come over to our house, Mom gets sick. Well, just like I told her, the new people baby made the people kid Julie very sick. The people kid Julie is so sick that she keeps her sleeping clothes on all day and takes naps all the time and cannot sit down. Mom had to take care of the people kid Julie because that new people baby made her sick.

Mom had to take care of the cats that live at the people kid Julie's house too. Mom was not nice to the cats because she made them wear pink ribbons for the new people baby. Cats do not like to wear ribbons! One of the cats is not afraid of the people baby and still tries to sit in the people kid Julie's lap. The other cat is very scared of the new people baby and hides under the bed and will not come out except to poo in a box in the bathroom.

Then a big pink bird was in their yard about the people baby. I don't see why everything is all about the new people baby. Nobody ever does anything nice for cats!

Mom came home last night and I was very glad to see her. The big man was too because he is tired of eating soup out of cans for dinner. I was trying to love on Mom but the big man was all in the way trying to bother her by hugging her.

I am not happy that Mom is only at home for 2 days. She is going back to the people kid Julie's house on the day that will be Sunday because Mom has to help take care of the people kid Julie and the new people baby. Mom should just take the people baby back to the hospital so the people kid Julie will not be sick any more. But will she do that? No she won't. Because Mom is all worked up and giggly about people babies. Like we don't have enough already. I do not like any of this. People babies are not cool and I am a cool cat.

Well. It is true. The new people is here.

Me and Mom and the big man were having a nice Saturday. After we worked in our yard, Mom fixed us a nice dinner and we ate outside on the porch with a screen around it so the grey cat can't get it. Then we decided to make a fire in the black thing on our patio called a fireplace. The big man was getting us some wood sticks to catch on fire and Mom went inside to wash dishes.

That is when the people kid Julie and her man called and said it was time to go the hospital to get the new people baby. I told Mom they did not have to go right then, its not like the people baby would only be there for a minute, it would be here for a long time. But no, Mom got all worked up and made the big man take a shower so they could drive fast to the hospital where sad people sing sad songs and cry in their drinks called Nashville.

Mom and the big were gone until the day that was Monday. The big man came home but Mom did not. She is staying at the people kid Julie's house with her man and the new people baby. Mom was very excited about the new people baby so she put pink ribbons and bows on the cats that live at the people kid Julie's house. Cats do like to wear ribbons and bows! The cats were mad!

Anyway, Mom is going to stay with the new people baby for a little while. The big man is supposed to take good care of me. He better or I will tattle on him when Mom calls. She makes sure the big man is good to me because I am a cool cat.

I've been watching Mom and the big man work outside in our yard all day. Mom is always doing stuff fast because she has to get done in case the people kid Julie calls to tell her it is time to go get the new people baby. I don't know why Mom has to be there. The people kid Julie and her man can go get the people baby by themselves but oh no! Everybody is all worked up about the people baby so everybody but me has to go.

I like the big stacks of thing the big truck left in our drivway for the top on our house. I can lay on the big stacks and no one bothers me.
The big man is busy painting our fence today and Mom is taking care of our pretty flowers. I am helping between naps. It is a good day at our house except for Mom being all worked up about getting the call about the new people baby. But that's OK for today because it is cool outside and I am a cool cat.

I guess I will not be going with Mom and the big man to the place where sad people sing sad songs and cry in their drinks called Nashville when the people babies get here. I don't like people babies anyway, so I will just stay home by myself. Mom and the big man are still all worked up waiting for the people kid Julie and her man to call about the people baby.

Since Mom and her big pink suitcase are not going anywhere, we have had lots of time together. Every morning the big man lets me in and gives me cat treats. Then he wakes up Mom and we all have coffee. I usually fight with the big man for a bit before he goes to work. Then Mom puts on her white shoes with laces and a cap and runs away. But she comes back. I wait for her by the mail box and jump out to get her when she comes back. Then me and Mom do stretches called yoga and she waters our pretty flowers all in pots in our yard.

Mom has to clean up and go to her new office upstairs to work. Sometimes I go to work with her to help her. I attack her printer and eat her rubber bands. Sometimes I lay on her files so they will not get lost. Sometimes I do not go to work with Mom in her new office. Sometimes I stay outside.

I was outside on the day that was yesterday and a big truck came to our house. The big truck left a bunch of stuff in our driveway. I did not know what this stuff was but Mom did.

When the big storm came to our house and blew over our nice tree and broke our fence, it blew some of the top of our house off. It blew the tops off our neighbors' houses too so all the people that have houses on our street have to get new tops on all their houses. Mr. and Mrs. Neighbor got their new top before and I did not like it! A bunch of people came to their house and made loud hammer noises for a bunch of days. It was too noisy.

I am glad we will get a new top on our house but I will not like for the people to come to our house and make hammer noises for a bunch of days. That will bother me when I am napping and that is not cool and I am a cool cat.

Everyone in our house is nervous. I wish the people kid Julie and her man would hurry up and call Mom and the big man about that people baby they are supposed to get. Last night the Mom and the big man went for a very long ride on their bicycles and Mom made me stay in the house to answer the phone. Mom knows that cats do not answer the phone! Cats do not like telemarketers!

I stayed in the house for a while after they got back to fight with the big man but he was too busy packing a suitcase. I guess if everyone else is going to the place where sad people sing sad songs and cry in their drinks called Nashville, I should go too. I started getting my stuff together last night while Mom and the big man were sleeping. I don't know if they have cat treats at the hospital where we are getting the people baby so I gathered up a few things to eat while we wait. I had a little squirrel all dead and ready to go and I needed a plastic bag to put him in to keep him fresh. I waited until the big man came out this morning to go to work and I tried to bring my little squirrel in the house to put him a plastic bag and the big man got mad at me!

He hit me with his lunch box! He would not let me in the house with my little squirrel! I need to pack my snacks! What is wrong with the big man?

Since the big man would not give me a plastic bag, I just ate my little squirrel on the steps. I didn't want it to go bad or anything. Now I don't have any snacks to take the hospital to share with the people kid Julie and her man. Don't worry, I'm not sharing my treats with the big man! he is not cool and I am a cool cat.

Oh, Mom is so worked up these days. She gets up early and works very fast on everything. She sleeps with the telephone in her bed at night. Every time she goes outside, she comes right back in and looks at her cell phone. She is too worked up to play with me a lot and I am tired of that.

She packed up the big pink suitcase but it is not going anywhere just yet. Mom does not really like big pink suitcase because whenever she packs it, she goes away for a bunch of days and nights. So I did not know why she packed it all up and Mom and the suitcase are still at home. Mom said she is waiting for a phone call first.

I know about that. Sometimes Mom packs up her suitcase and all her work stuff and then the people call her and tell the airplane is broke and she cannot go to it. Mom gets really worked up about those phone calls and she says loud words and then yells at the airplane people because she needs to go away on airplanes but they are broke and she cannot. But she told me she is not waiting for the airplane people to call her this time.

Mom is waiting for the people kid Julie and her man to call us. The people kid Julie and her man are getting one of those people babies that bother me. Mom is waiting for the call when the people kid Julie and her man to go the hospital to get the people baby and then Mom is going to drive a long way to the place where sad people sing sad songs and cry in their drinks called Nashville. I don't know why we have to go all the way to that place to get a people baby! You'd think we could just get one at Walmart and not have to drive so far. Not that I want a people baby or anything.

Mom does not want to miss one minute with the new people baby that is not here yet. I have figured out that when people babies come, they stay so there is no rush. They come to our house and they stay and they don't go home and I do not like that because they bother me. They always make Mom sick but she doesn't care. When this new people baby gets here, there will be 5 people babies to bother me. That is too many. They will come to our house and stay and stay and I will have to hide under the bed or climb the big trees in the back to get away from them.

But Mom is just getting on my nerves right now. I hope the people kid Julie and her man hurry up about getting a people baby so Mom will stop being so worked up all the time. Not that I want another people baby. People babies are not cool like me. I am a cool cat.