I knew Mom and the big man were going to be gone a long time. The big man had to pack all his clothes and it took 4 suitcases to get all their stuff packed up. It was time for the people kid Justin's big party with his girl. The people kid Justin likes me a lot because we are both cool. I know he wanted me to come to his big party with his girl. My internet cat friend, Sammie, bought me a nice tie to wear to the people kid Justin's big party with his girl.

There was plenty of room for me and my tie to get in a suitcase and go with Mom and the big man. But did I get to go? No, I did not! That is not fair! I never get to go anywhere!

Mom and the big man left on the day that was Monday. They had to get on a big airplane to go to the big party. I found out that the people kid Julie and her man went too and they took the new people baby, Pretty Girl. I am so mad about that! I have been around for a very long time and I did not get to go to the people kid Justin's big party with his girl! Pretty Girl has only been around for 2 months and she gets to go to the party! I am so mad about Pretty Girl.

Cats are better at parties that people babies. Cats just sit in laps and hide under chairs. People babies cry and cough up hairballs on people when they are trying to look pretty. I know the people kid Justin did not want a people baby at his party! I am going to talk to him about this.

All the people in Mom's people family went to the place with lots of water and sand called Florida for the people kid Justin's big party with his girl. I am very sad that I did not get to go. Mom said the big party was very good and the people kid Justin and his girl were very pretty at their big party and they smiled all the time about their big party. Mom and the big man were very happy about the big party too. Now all of the people kids have their own girls and men. I am not really happy about that because after our people kids get their own girls and men, the next thing they get are people babies and I do not like people babies at all. They bother me and Mom is always worried about them and she acts all giddy about them.

After the big party, the people got on a big boat and went away for a few days called a cruise. Mom and the big man and the people kids Julie and her man and Justin got on a boat like that one time and they did not take me with them. Well, they did it again. I never get to go anywhere!

The people had fun on the big boat for a few days called a cruise. When they got off the big boat, the big man came home but he did not have Mom with him. I was very worried about that, because Mom is the person who buys my cat treats at Walmart. The big man said that Mom could not come home from the big boat because she had to get on a different airplane and fly to work. I did not like that at first, but I remembered that Mom has to work to make money to buy me cat treats, so I was OK.

I had to stay home by myself with the big man until the day that was Wednesday. Finally Mom came home, she was gone from our house for 9 days and nights and I did not like that. Mom should not be gone away for a long time like that. I ran out of cat food and cat treats. The big man went to Walmart to buy me some but he never buys my favorites. I was glad to see Mom because she needed to go to Walmart and buy me the right kind of cat treats. It is not cool to have the wrong cat treats and that will not do because I am a cool cat.

Sometimes Mom gets a project at our house. When she gets a project, that means our house will be very messy for a bunch of days and she will tear the walls off and make them a different color. I do not like when Mom has a project because I am a neat cat and I do not like to walk around in our house when it is very messy from projects.

Mom got a project last month and she was not messy with it at all. Mom told the big man that we needed more beds in our house because we have so many people babies. I do not like that we have beds for the people babies because that means they will sleep at our house and that is not good for the cat. When the people babies are here, they bother me all the time, they bother my food too. Don't forget that Mom is so busy with the people babies that she does not have time to pet me enough. The people babies always make Mom sick when they are here. There is nothing good about people babies at all but Mom will not listen to me about it.

I was not happy about the project to get more beds for people babies. But once Mom got the new beds and the nice blankets to go on them, I thought it was OK. I like to go upsets to the new bedroom and sleep on the new beds. I take turns sleeping on them because there are two beds in the new bedroom. The big man asked Mom if she was making a hotel but I don't know what that is.

I guess Mom knew that I did not like it that she got more beds for the people babies and Mom likes me best, so she surprised me by getting a nice bed just for me! I love my new bed and I sleep in it a lot. It is very comfortable. I was sleeping in my new bed in the new bedroom minding my own business when Mom saw me. I was telling her thank you for my very own new bed. She yelled at me! She said that was not my bed! That bed is for the people baby Pretty Girl and cats cannot sleep in people baby beds!

I am so mad at Mom. That is my new bed! Those people babies can sleep outside. People babies are not cool like me. I am a cool cat.

I have been hanging out with the big man because Mom is mad at me. I hope the big man does not think that I like him or anything, its just that a cat needs someone to watch television with sometimes.

Mom is mad at me for a bunch of stuff. On the day that was Tuesday, the big man told Mom a bunch of people were coming to our house to talk about things they want to do called a committee meeting. Mom worked hard to make sure our house was nice and that all the people baby toys were in the closet. Mom made some nice food for the people and would not let me have any of it.

On the day the bunch of people were coming to our house to talk about things they want to do called a committee meeting, Mom was finishing up her work in her new office. I knew she needed to hurry up because the people would be at our house soon. I went upstairs to tell her to hurry up. She was working on her computer and would not talk to me so I just laid on her computer. She shooed me away! I was trying to help her! She is mean to me!

I laid on her desk so she would hurry up. While I was laying there, I had to cough and choke. Mom yelled at me and jumped up and said "you will not cough up a hair ball in my new office" and she grabbed me and ran down the stairs and threw me out the front door! I was coughing and choking and she just made it worse. As soon as I was on our front porch, I coughed up a hair ball in front of our nice door. Mom was so mad at me! I couldn't help it! It is her fault for throwing me out the door!

Mom had to stop working and clean up the hairball on our front porch in front of our door. She was yelling at me and told me all the people coming to our house did not want to step in cat vomit when they came to our house to talk about things they want to do called a committee meeting. She made me stay outside after that and it was raining very hard and I did not like that. I tried to get back in but she yelled at me and told the big man she was very mad at me about the hairball on the front porch.

After all the people got to our house, they went to our dining room to talk about things. Mom went to our back porch with the screen around it so the grey cat can't get it. She had her computer on the nice table and she was working on stuff. I went through my cat hole to see her. I thought I might talk to her and say I am very sorry about the hairball but I heard the people in the dining room. I wanted to say hello to the people and tell them that Mom worked hard to make nice food and clean up hairballs for them. I ran into the dining room and one of the people ladies saw me and yelled very loud, "its a cat, oh no!" and she jumped up and all the people got upset and the lady was going to cry because she is afraid of cats. The big man yelled for Mom to come get the cat out of the house.

All the yelling scared me and I thought maybe there was some big cat in our house like a lion or tiger so I ran away to the kitchen. The people lady was still crying and yelling about the cat. The big man was mad and Mom came running in to get me. She was very mad at me. She pulled me by my leg to get me out of my hiding place under the cabinet. She took me out to the porch and put me down and shut the door so I could not go back in the house.

After all the people left, Mom and the big man were cleaning up our kitchen and they did not see me come in the door by the garage. I heard the big man fussing about the cat coming in and scaring the poor people lady. Mom told the big man that I coughed up a hairball before the people got there.

I hope Mom stops being mad at me. She knows I am a good cat and it is not my fault. It is not cool to have Mom mad at me. She should stop being mad because I am a cool cat.