It is a cat's worst nightmare. I knew about it. Mom told me about it the last time Santa Claus came to our house. She said we were getting two new people babies. My internet cat friend, Lucy, who is very smart told me that if we already have 3 people babies and we get 2 more, that means we will have 5 people babies. I do not want 5 people babies! I don't even want the 3 we already have!

My internet cat friend Ink told me that maybe everybody will change their minds and not get new people babies. Or maybe they will get them and decide they are too much trouble and send them back. I was hoping that something like would happen, but it did not. Mom and the big man have been so worked up and happy about new people babies. Well, the worst thing happened on the day that was Saturday. All the people babies came to our house.

The people kid April and her man already have Red Head Boy and now they have Buddha Boy too. All he does right now is eat and sleep but I know what will happen later. He will crawl on the floor and eat my cat treats. Then he will start running and chasing me and pulling my tail and I will want to hit him but if I do I will get in trouble.

The other new people baby belongs to the people kid Julie and her man. Pretty Girl is their first people baby and I hope she is the only people baby they will get. Pretty Girl just sits in her bucket right now, but I know what will happen very soon. She will have purses and dresses and necklaces and she will put them on me! I am a boy cat! I do not need a purse!

The people kid Julie and Pretty Girl came home with Mom on the day that was Thursday. Mom drove a long way to get them and bring them to our house. Mom should not have done that because the big man always fusses about how much money Mom spends putting stuff in our car to make it go called gas. Pretty Girl cries very loud when she is hungry and it gets on my nerves. I do not like for people babies to cry. If they have to be around, they just need to sleep and be quiet and leave a cat alone.

On the day that was Saturday, Mom started cooking too much food. I told her to please stop cooking too much food because every time she does that, a bunch of people show up at our house. I was very afraid the other people babies would come and sure enough, they did. Black Hair Girl and Black Hair Boy came first and they chased me and Black Hair Boy pulled my tail. Mom made him sit in the the chair in the corner called the bad chair. Red Head Boy and Buddha Boy came too with their Mom. Red Head Boy is good and he does not bother me. I guess it is OK for him to come to our house sometimes.

I texted my internet cat friend Sammie and asked her what to do about 5 people babies. She must be grounded from her cell phone because she did not text me back. I don't know what I'm going to do. This is a bad thing for cats. People babies are never good and they are not cool like me, I am a cool cat.

I was outside minding my own business not bothering anybody on the day that was Sunday. Mom and the big man went to a nice party for the people kid Justin and his girl on the day that was Saturday so I thought they would stay in the bed for a long time on the day that was Sunday but they did not. They got up very early and started doing things. While I was laying on the table in our backyard, I heard a car come to our house. Cars do not come to our house so early on days that are Sundays. I did not know what the car was.

Then I heard noise and I knew it. Oh no! People babies! What are they doing here? I was so mad!

Black Hair Girl and Black Hair Boy came to our house and they brought a bunch of suitcases. I knew what that meant. They are going to stay with us a bunch of days and nights. Their mom and dad took something called a vacation and will be gone for a long time and of course the people babies had to come stay with us so they could bother me.

Black Hair Girl is nice to me but she always has to pet me and sometimes a cat just needs to be left alone. Black Hair Boy is the meanest people baby of all. He stomps by me and one time he tried to kick me and Mom had to give him a whoopin. He acts like he is petting me but he is really hitting me. Mom said I could hit him back but if I scratch him I will get a whoopin too. I try to be nice to Black Hair Boy but it is too hard so I stay outside.

The problem with staying outside is that the people babies are big enough to come outside a lot. Mom comes out with them but everybody plays and Mom doesn't see everything the people babies do to me. I can't rest or take a nap without the people babies finding me and bothering me. Sometimes I just say "oh no" and put up with it.

I have stayed over at Mr. Neighbor's some too because he does not have people babies and I can sleep on his porch and no one bothers me. I keep asking Mom when those people babies are going home and she says "in a few days." Well I may not be around in a few days because I am tired of people babies. It is not fair that they come to our house and stay for so long. They have their own house and their own mom, they need to leave mine alone. They are not cool like me, I am a cool cat.

I have not told you stuff because the big man is always hogging the computer and I can't ever use it. I get so tired of the big man never letting me use the computer.

Me and the big man have not been getting along. First, when Mom and the big man came home from the place where sad people sing sad songs and cry in their drinks called Nashville, the big man was all worked up about his cell phone. The big man could not find the string that plugs his phone into the wall to make it work. He told Mom he knew he packed in his black suitcase and it was not there. So the big man's cell phone did not work because he did not put the string in it to plug it into the wall. He said he lost the string and he was not happy about it and being grouchy.

He thought he left it at home, but it was not at home. After the big man stomped around the house all worked up, Mom found the string that plugs his cell phone into the wall in the man's blue lunchbox. The big man said he did not pack the string that plugs his cell phone into the wall in his lunchbox! He packed in his black suitcase. Mom said the only way the string got in the lunchbox was if the big man put it there and the big man said he did not pack the string in his lunchbox.

Then Mom said, "Maybe the cat packed it there." What is wrong with Mom? I did not touch the big man's string that plugs his cell phone into the wall! I don't care about the big man's string! The big man looked at me and he was still worked up. I told him I did not bother his string but the big man does not listen to me. I was very mad at Mom for saying the cat did it. The cat did not do it!

We got a new top on our house. The people came with ladders and trucks and stayed on top of our house for a whole day and now we have a new top. I wanted to help the people and I know how to climb ladders but the people would not let me get up on our house. I was very mad about that. Mom and the big man think our new top is very pretty but it looks just like our old top.

Then we had problems at our house because our internet broke and we could type words on the computer but they would not go to the internet. Mom called her people brother that is always mean to cats because he always works on our computers. He told Mom to call the internet people so they could fix our broke internet. So Mom called the people on the day that was Monday and she was very nice and asked them to please fix our internet.

On the day that was Tuesday, the internet people told Mom they were working on our broke internet. Mom said OK.

On the day that was Wednesday, Mom was getting a little worked up about our broke internet and she called the internet people and she told them she wanted our internet fixed on that day. She was not nice to the internet people.

On the day that was Thursday, Mom was all worked up and she called the internet people and said they must fix our broke internet or she was going to drive her car their office and break their internet. The internet people promised Mom our broke internet would be fixed on the day that was Friday.

On the day that was Friday, Mom called the internet people and told them to send one of their people to our house with a thing called an antennae on his head with a wire to plug in our computer and the people with the thing called an antennae on his head and a wire to plug in our computer could stand in our yard all weekend to make sure we could have some internet. I do not know how that would fix our broke internet and it would be very embarassing to have a people standing in our yard with a thing called an antennae on his head. I hoped Mom would change her mind about that.

The internet people did send a people man to our house and Mom followed him around our house being mean to him until he fixed all broke internet and all our computers. The people man was big, but he was very afraid of Mom and he fixed our internet very fast and left. I am glad he did not stay in our yard with a thing called an antennae on his head with a wire to plug in our computers because that would not be cool and I am a cool cat.