Everything was just fine last week. Mom went away on an airplane to the place where Ink lives called North Carolina. The big man gave me food and cat treats because Mom told him to. Me and the big man made it just fine. Mom got home on the day that was Thursday and I was glad to see her. She has not be gone away on airplanes in a long time. On the day that was Friday, Mom did not get up when it was still night and go to the place where she gives people things called speeches. She goes there every day that is Friday and she goes very early. I should have known that there would be a problem about that.

Mom got in the car and went away just before supper time. I didn't worry about that too much because sometimes Mom and the big man go somewhere else where other people cook their dinner called a restuarant. It was getting late when Mom came back and the big man was right behind her. And guess what they had? Yep. People babies. All three of them.

Oh I am so mad about that! Why can't those people babies stay at their own houses with their Moms? They always come to our house and bother me and bother our nice stuff and Mom just thinks they are so cute and they are not! As soon as they came in the door they were yelling at me and trying to get me! I don't like people babies! They ran and screamed in our house. They got all the people baby toys out of the closet and put them all over our floors. They got in Mom's closet where she keeps the people food called the pantry and bothered Mom's food! When Mom finally made them go to bed, Black Hair Boy cried and screamed for a long time because he did not want to go to sleep. I was so tired.

They messed up our house with all their people baby stuff! They pulled a bed out of my new couch to sleep on it and I could not take a nap on it. Everywhere I walked there were people baby toys. They stayed for 2 days and 2 nights. The big man must not like people babies either because he went to work on the day that was Saturday and the day that was Sunday. He left me and Mom at home with all those people babies and their big mess.

On the day that was Sunday, Mom got up very early to get all the people babies ready to go the place where people dress nice and act nice to each other for a few minutes called church. She had to stuff very fast to get everybody ready.

This was good for me because Mom was too busy to clean up the food from breakfast. Black Hair Boy threw his little round people foods called froot loops in our floor and Mom just left them. I would have cleaned them up, but cats do not like froot loops and I could not find our broom. Red Head Boy did not eat his turkey and Mom left it on the people baby table. I decided that I could help her clean that up so I did.

When the place where people dress nice and act nice to each other for a few minutes called church was over, Mom and the big man took all the people babies to the place where other people cook your lunch called McDonald's. This place has a big playground in it where the people babies ran around and acted silly for a while. When Mom got them home, they were all sleepy so they laid down and took a nap. I was very glad about that because when people babies are sleeping, they do not bother me.

When the people babies woke up from their long naps, Mom loaded them and all their people baby stuff in our car and took them back to their own houses with their own Moms. I was very glad about that. I was so tired and worn out that I just went right to sleep on my new couch. I slept all the rest of the day and the night because I was so tired from people babies. People babies are not cool. Naps are cool and I am a cool cat.

It has been very strange at our house this week.

Mom was supposed to go away to work this week, but she went to the people doctor instead. He told her she could not go away to work because she had to go to the people hospital to get stuck with needles and eat little rocks called medicine. So she stayed home and did not go away to work but went to the people hospital on the day that was Wednesday but she did not stay very long.

Mom said she was not sick, she just had to have tests. I do not know what tests are, but the big man has to take them to the place where he writes numbers on paper called college. I guess the big man was getting too smart for Mom so she went to have some tests too. The next time she takes me to Dr. Smith's hospital, I'm going to see about getting me some tests too.

I am pretty sure the people babies made Mom sick. People babies are always bad news.

When Mom got home from the people hospital, she took a very long nap. While she was taking a nap, I heard someone come in our kitchen. A man can in our kitchen and took all the doors off our nice cabinets! I am so mad! People are not supposed to come in your house and steal the doors off your nice cabinets while your Mom is napping! I hissed at the people about stealing the doors off our nice cabinets.

I must have scared the people because instead of taking the doors from our nice cabinets away, they left them in our garage. I was very mad about that! I knew Mom would wake up and notice that we had no doors on our nice cabinets and she would be very mad about that. Then she would think I took the doors off the nice cabinets because I was the only one at home. That is not fair! I always get in trouble for stuff!



I am not happy about our cabinet doors. I like to hide in our cabinets when Mom forgets to close the doors. But now, it is not fun because I cannot sneak in the doors and I cannot hide there. Everyone can see in the cabinets and they can see where I am.

Every time our house is different, the people neighbor Mom calls Mrs. Cravitz comes to our house and says she has a nose problem. So Mrs. Cravitz came knocking on our door and Mom let her in. Mrs. Cravitz asked Mom why our nice cabinets have no doors. Mom told Mrs. Cravitz that a nice people name called Juan is painting our cabinets and their doors to make them look pretty. Mrs. Cravitz was all worked up about that and said she wanted the nice people called Juan to come and steal her cabinet doors and paint them too.

Mom never tells me anything. I was so worried that I was going to get in trouble about the people stealing the doors off our nice cabinets. I was guarding our cabinets so the people would not steal the nice stuff out of cabinets because I did not know. Sometimes Mom gets on my nerves because she does not tell a cat what a cat needs to know. That is not cool and I am a cool cat.

I am very glad the big man's big parties are over. I am tired of people and people babies being in our house.

On the day that was Saturday, the people kid Justin and his girl came to our house. I put my tie on so the people kid Justin could see what a handsome cat I am and that I should come to his big party with his girl and have fun called a wedding. The people kid Justin's girl thought I was a handsome cat and told the people kid Justin that I should be very important at his big party and stand in the very front called a groomsman. I don't know what that is, but if it gets me into the party with his girl to have fun called a wedding, then I will do it. Me and the people kid Justin talked about that for a while and he said he would think about it. I will always wear my nice tie when he comes over so he will know that I want to come to his party and have fun called a wedding.

Mom cooked too much food on that day, and you know what that means. When she cooks too much food, a bunch of people show up at our house. This time, because it was a big party for the big man, more people and people babies than ever came to our house. People were laughing and having fun and it was crowded so I ran to Mom's room to stay out of the way.

There were too many people here to eat. Mom let the people babies eat first and then she brought the people babies back to her room, threw all the people baby toys in there and shut the door! She locked me in the room with too many people babies! I did not like that! I was trying to nap! There was a big people kid called a babysitter who stayed in the bedroom with all the people babies and me. The big people kid called the babysitter said there was one babysitter, seven people babies and one cat in the bedroom. That is not fair! One cat cannot fight off seven people babies!

I kept trying to run out the door but the big people kid called the babysitter made me come back. She was a mean babysitter! I had to stay locked in there for a long time and I did not get to see the big man's big party.

The big man got a bunch of presents. I don't know why people brought him presents! He didn't do anything! I was the one locked in the bedroom with seven people babies! I should have presents!

The big man took some of the people kids out to the garage to play with his Christmas present where people hit little balls at each other with paddles called ping pong. They played for a long time and they were yelling and hollering about the Christmas present. All the people stayed for a long time. It was almost bedtime before they let me out of the bedroom with seven people babies.

I stayed outside all night and all the next day. I was very mad about the big man's big parties and getting locked up with seven people babies. When I finally came in the house to see Mom, I was so tired I had to take three naps. People babies are not cool. Naps are very cool and I am a cool cat.

I know I am a very cool cat! Now I am a very famous cool cat. My internet cat friend Lucy who is very smart and lives in the place where two cities look alike called Minnesota, thinks I am a very cool handsome cat. She told other cats and now my picture is on the internet and I am a famous cool cat. Look at me:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?ImTooSexayF128445556588281250.jpg.

Lucy knows I am handsome. I just wish I was smart like Lucy so I would know what it means to be spayed like her. Maybe I should tell Mom that I need to be spayed so I can be very smart and write numbers on paper as good as Lucy does.

I was in the house with Mom yesterday, being all handsome and famous. Mom was working very fast and making lots of food to put on our nice dining room table. She moved all our chairs to the living room. I tried to just ignore her because she was making me tired with all her work. Then people started coming over. A bunch of people. No people kids or people babies, just people. After a while, our house was full of people and they were eating food and laughing and talking and being very nice to the big man. I thought all the people came over because now I am a famous cat and maybe they wanted to make a picture with me. But no! Mom said this was a party for the big man.

I walked around meowing at the people. That is not fair that I am the famous cat and people are talking about the big man! They are supposed to talk about me! The big man is not famous or cool! I jumped up in some laps to tell people that I am famous but no one would listen, everyone was too busy eating food and laughing. I was so mad! I had my tie on everything!

The people stayed until bedtime. Mom had to clean up stuff and since I was mad about the people not talking about me because I am famous, I just took a nap and did not help Mom. She needs to have a party for me! What does a cat have to do around here to get some attention?

Mom said tonight all the people family and all the people babies are coming to our house. Maybe the are coming over to see me because I am a famous cat. I bet that's why! Mom was going to surprise me with a big party tonight. She is only saying it is for the big man so I will be surprised! Mom is so cool and that is good to have a cool Mom because I am a cool cat!

I have been talking to my internet cat friends a lot about stuff. I am still very mad that I cannot go to the people kid Justin and his girl's big party. It is not for a long time, but it is so big that everybody talks about it already.


I stayed in the house for a long time yesterday because the wind was blowing very hard and light was flashing and it was very loud called thunder. It was raining very hard and cats do not like to get wet so I just stayed in the house. I played outside all day today until the big man came home from work. I was tired so I went straight to our new couch to take a nap.

Mom came and told me I had a present! It came in the mail! I like presents that come in the mail! I opened the card and it was from my internet cat friend, Sammie, who lives int he place where very important liars live called Washington DC. I like Sammie a lot and I would marry her but then Ink and Lucy would get mad about that. Lucy, my internet cat friend who is very smart and lives in the place where two cities look alike said we could all get married together and live in the same house called Mormons. I think that would be OK and I will talk to Sammie and Ink about that later.

Sammie knows I want to go the people kid Justin and his girl's big party so Sammie sent me a tie to wear. She said that when cats go to big parties like that, they have to dress nice. I don't know about that stuff, but Sammie is a girl cat and girl cats always know how to make boy cats look nice. Maybe Sammie should come talk to the big man about looking nice.


Mom helped me try my tie on and we think I am a very handsome cat. I am going to text my picture being very handsome to the people kid Justin so he will know that I have a tie to wear to his big party with his girl.

I really like my tie from my internet cat, Sammie. She is so cool and just the kind of girl cat I like. Meow...because I am cool cat.

I am a sleepy cat. I cannot take my naps around here any more. I like to sleep in Mom's bed during the day because it is nice and warm. Mom is always upstairs in her new office so she is not making noise, but every time I fall asleep for my nap, something wakes me up. Every day it wakes me up and I am very mad about it. I told Mom she should do something about it because when I am a tired cat, I am a mean cat.

The problem we have that makes noise and wakes me up is called wind chimes. We have had the things that make noise called wind chimes for a long time. They hang on our nice front porch on the side where Mom's bedroom is. The things that make noise called wind chimes have not bothered me before. But now they bother me every day and at night too.

The wind blows all the time now and it blows very hard and when it does the things that make noise called wind chimes bother me. They are very loud and they wake me up. Mom said she doesn't care about the things that make noise called the wind chimes, but she does care about the wind that blows all the time. She says when the wind blows all the time she has to do more work because she has to pick up sticks out of our yard when the wind blows.

Mom has been very busy lately. She makes me even more tired. She has been cleaning up our house and our room upstairs where she hides stuff called the attic. She bought some pretty stuf for our new dining room and we have new flowers around our house. Every day when she is done working in her new office, she does work in our house.

Mom keeps our house very neat and me and the big man like that. We do not like a messy house. She works some in our house to keep is neat but now she works all the time. I asked Mom why she was working so hard in our house and she said we are having a big party. I like parties! I want a party! But Mom said the party was not for me. It is for the big man.

I get so tired of the big man. He always gets presents and parties and I don't get anything! That is not fair! Mom likes me better, but the big man gets the parties and presents! I am going to poo in his shoes. Maybe he can have a nice party cleaning them out.

Anyway, Mom said the big man is having a big birthday this week so we are having a big party for him. All the people kids and all the people babies will be here. Mom and the big man's people moms and dads will be here and all the other people cousins. When the people cousins come over, they bring more people babies. Mom said there will be 10 people babies at our house for the party. I am so mad about that! What am I going to do with all those people babies in my house?

I don't see why we have to have a party about the big man's big birthday. Mom is always doing special stuff for the big man. He has parties when it is the day for father's. He has a party when it is the day people act like they love each other called Valentine's day. That is enough parties for the the big man! I want a party! When is the day for cats called Cat Day?

I told Mom I am tired of all the fuss over the big man. I want a party! If Mom will not give me a party, I am going to invite all my internet cat friends to come to our house and that big gray cat and that punk Jesse from down the street and we are going to have our own party. We will bite and scratch all the people and poo in all the flower beds and bring fat birds in the house. We will have stuff that makes us happy called cat nip and we will play with baby squirrels. Because cats need parties because parties are cool and I am a cool cat.

I have been a good cat but I could not use the computer. When the big man is home, he bothers me and will not let me use the computer. He has been home for a long time with something called a vacation. I think the people at his work just got tired of him and told him not to come back for a while so he had to stay home and bother me. He is back at work now and I am a happy cat because now I can show you what Santa Claus brought me.

I had a nice big pretty sack under the pretty tree with blue lights on it! It had my name on it so the big man could not have it. I was very happy about my sack from Santa Claus.

I had to be careful about the stuff in my sack because my stuff was so good I just knew one of the people like the big man would try to get it. I got cat treats! I got cat toys! I am a good cat!

I got a little mouse that tastes really good when I chew on it. The more I chew on it, the happier I get. I chew on it a lot. Mom says it has something in it that makes cats run around and be crazy called cat nip. I really like my cat nip mouse.


My most favorite cat toy is my little monkey. I let my little monkey take naps with me and I like to fight with it sometimes.

Mom got some stuff from Santa Claus too. She got chairs for me to sit in and some nice sleeping clothes for me to nap on. Me and Mom had fun playing last week because she did not have to go up to her new office and work. We rolled around on the floor and did stretches called yoga a lot.

Mom and the big man are very happy about some stuff but I am not happy about some stuff. Mom and the big man told me we are getting two new people babies this year! I am so mad about that! We have enough people babies! What are we going to do with two more? Cats do not write numbers on paper very good, but I talked to my internet cat friend, Lucy, who is very smart and lives in the place where two cities look alike called Minnesota and Lucy said if we already have 3 people babies and we get 2 more, we will have 5 people babies. That is too many! I told Mom if we are going to get 2 new ones, we need to give away 2 of the old ones.

Mom and the big man told me that the people kid Justin and his girl are going to have a big party and when they are done with their big party they are going to be all happy and smiling called married. All the people and all the people babies will go to the people kid Justin and his girl's party but I will not get to go! That makes me very mad because the people kid Justin likes me a lot and I know he wants me to come to his big party with his girl. I am going to send him a text message and talk to him about it.

But now I have to be a good cat because Mom said if cats act bad after Santa Claus brings them nice cat toys and treats that he will come back and take them away! I don't want him to do that! I like my cat toys and treats and I want to keep them because I am a cool cat.